How Devious are You?
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Choose only one response for each of the following situation, and add the scores up.

1. If someone says to you, "You're so mean", you will say...
*sobs*: -3
I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!: -2
Ok. I'm sorry.: -1
I am?: 0
Well, too bad.: 1
So? Deal with it.: 2
I will lose zero sleep on that.: 3

2. If someone says, "You're the ugliest person I know", you will say...
*sobs* Mom! They're making fun of me!: -3
Am I, really?: -2
I should get some make-up then.: -1
Okay.: 0
I already know that.: 1
Then don't look.: 2
You should get your eyes checked.: 3
You're arguing a non-proposition, which is unarguable.: 5

3. If your parents offer to buy you a car, you will say...
I want a Porsche!: -3
Thanks Mom, thanks Dad!: -2
Really? Thanks!: -1
Are you sure?: 0
I don't exactly need one.: 1
I want to buy it with my own money (when I earn it).: 2
Don't bother. I'd rather sit in the back.: 3
Why? I already have my own.: 4

4. If your friend tells you, "You should wear Abercrombie", you will say...
Like, hell yeah! Let's go shopping someday.: -3
I prefer Hollister.: -2
I AM wearing Abercrombie.: -1
Why?: 0
I hate Abercrombie.: 1
I'm good with what I have.: 2
I would if it wasn't so ridiculously expensive.: 3

5. If a guy says, "Sagging my pants is cool", you will say...
*blush* pull your shirt down!: -3
Hell yea, man. It's siiiiiiick.: -2
You're such a pervert!: -1
Good for you.: 0
*snorts* Suuuuuuuuure.: 1
Your rationale amazes me.: 2
You look ridiculous.: 3
You look like a five-year-old who can't do his pants right.: 5

6. If a teacher doesn't excuse you from class, you will say...
This teacher's so gay.: -3
What the hell's wrong with this dude?: -2
Wow. What a loser.: -1
Can we go now?: 0
I have another class next.: 1
Can I leave for my next class?: 2
May we be excused, please?: 3

<-13 (Not Devious at all): You change your mind easily. What people say about you and think of you impacts you a great deal. You're protected by people around you and you rely on that protection. You think you deserve a lot of things, and "prefer" to date hot people. Truth be told you're a whinypuss, materialistic and spoiled. If something doesn't go your way, you'd throw a tantrum. You can only see what's on the superficial level, and can't decipher things that have a deeper meaning. You belong in the immature teenagers pool.
Advice: The world isn't going to be so perfect like that once you go out there. No one cares what you think. You can whine all day and people will treat you as if you're not there. Get over yourself quick before you have to learn it the hard way.

-12 to -5 (slightly devious): You change your mind frequently because of your "friends". You try to fit in, because all your "friends" do that. You care about what people think of you, but sometimes you feel that they're not the best people there is in the world. A lot of the times the things they tell you to do go against what you really thought of. You know your "friends" are superficial but you ignore that. Similarly you know the deeper meaning of things sometimes but you ignore that too. You belong in the teenage wannabe pool.
Advice: Follow your heart. If you feel that something isn't right, say it. Don't be scared that they think you're "not cool". It's time to realize that if they think you're not cool just because you didn't agree with them, then they're not your real friends.

-4 to 4 (neutral): You haven't got much opinion about anything. Strangely sometimes it's your type of people that receives the most hurt (because you don't take a stand). You may be a little clueless to what people think of you, and once you know you may get hurt by it. You don't have a mental defense mechanism that protects you from social stress, so that's probably why you are prone to depression. You can see the meaning behind the words/things, but you don't do anything about that. You belong in the apathy pool.
Advice: Start caring about the world. Read things: newspapers, websites, anything, and start taking a stance. Have some beliefs in life that you are willing to protect. Study different people and choose your friends wisely. Hypocrisy isn't easy to spot.

5 to 12 (Devious): You have some strong opinions about a lot of things. Your friends sometimes get frustrated with you but generally they love you a lot anyway, and you're happy with them. You take action when you know something is unjust, but your methods may not be completely effective. You don't judge things based on what it appears to be. And you try to let others learn how to do the same, but sometimes your efforts are futile. You are responsible and conscious of the world. You belong in the opinionated pool.
Advice: Search for ways to make your voice heard. Have more patience with people who seem to have trouble catching up or coping with what they learned. Don't push the others when they can't seem to understand you; remember, you have to practice what you preach.

12< (Double Devious): You have extremely strong opinions and you interact with people in your own way. A lot of people misunderstand you because of that and dislike you, but those who can see through the outside of your words understand that you are ultimately thinking for their own good. You are the one that says things with a deeper meaning for others to decipher. Some people think you're mindlessly arrogant, but the truth is you constantly wonder if you're being too harsh. You're extremely conscious of yourself and others. You belong in the mature pool.
Advice: Soften up a bit. Sometimes it's just too hard for others to understand what you're trying to convey. Say out loud the exact things you want them to understand. Be overtly honest because people can't read your mind



I got 10. I'm devious.
This test thingy was amazingly accurate...
Wow...

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